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Apple Saves the USPS!

Amidst all the hype of Apple’s new iPhone 4s and iOS 5 was a little announcement of huge importance that got very little attention. On October 12, Apple announced the Cards app for the iPhone. For $2.99 postpaid ($4.99 sent outside the US) you can take a photograph from your iPhone and have it printed and mailed as a card.

While ordering custom greeting cards online is nothing new (Hallmark has offered it since 2007) Apple’s Cards has a few distinctions that set it apart from the others:

  • The portions of the cards that aren’t customized are letterpressed, so the quality is higher than anything else out there.
  • It’s $2.99 a card, cheaper than anything similar you’d find in a store, and that price includes postage & mailing.
  • Everything is done right from the phone, so it’s more convenient then, well, pretty much anything, making it as easy to send a card as a text message or an email.
Okay, so maybe “saves the USPS” is a little hyperbolic, but ideas like this will do a lot more to save the USPS than selling its postal soul by putting live celebrities on stamps. From the start advances in computing have been damaging to the USPS. If people are sending email, they’re sending fewer letters. If people get magazines as a PDF or eBook, they’re getting fewer printed magazines through the mail. However, this doesn’t have to be the case. When computers first started entering into mainstream businesses, they came with the promise of a “paperless office.” In actuality, computers increased the amount of paper that offices consumed by creating new ways to put more stuff on paper.
If we want to save the USPS we need to look at ways that technology can be used to increase the amount people use their services. Apple Cards is a solution that’s full of win. It offers something that is cheaper and better quality than what I can get in the stores, customizable to make it much more personal than a regular card and convenient to the point that the only easier option us just to not do anything. It increases the likelihood that I’ll be using the USPS without costing the USPS anything to implement. What other solutions are out there that would have the same effect?
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My Surgery Adventure

I’ve been getting a lot of forced relaxation lately. I had a metal plate removed from my ankle that was left over from when I broke it a couple years ago. The pain from it had been pretty much incessant. Those long walks on the beach that I’d bragged so much about liking in my personals ads had become a thing of the past. Also, my inability to wear footwear higher than my ankle really is something of a liability here in the wintry wilds of Maine. So, last Wednesday, I went under the knife…

I guess this has been a problem before. I had to mark Yes on the foot I was having surgery on to make sure they didnt do anything to any other body part.
I guess this has been a problem before. I had to mark "Yes" on the foot I was having surgery on to make sure they didn't do anything to any other body part.
Idiots out west pay a dollar a minute to breathe oxygen in bars. Here I'm getting it for free! Well, probably for a lot more than a dollar a minute, but the insurance was picking up the tab. So I felt all smug for being very trendy without paying for it!
Here's the machine that goes bing, letting me know I'm still alive. I need one of these at home because now I'm not so sure.
I had a panic attack. It struck me that if theyd had problems with unauthorized parts getting cut into in the past, Id better be on the safe side... Four days later and that damned ink still wont wash out...
I had a panic attack. It struck me that if they'd had problems with unauthorized parts getting cut into in the past, I'd better be on the safe side... Four days later and that damned ink still won't wash out...
Back home, safe and sound but mostly immobile. The kittens love me that way, though. Im not complaining! Hospitals should have lots of cats around to curl up on post-surgery patients. Better than vallium for relaxing!
Back home, safe and sound but mostly immobile. The kittens love me that way, though. I'm not complaining! Hospitals should have lots of cats around to curl up on post-surgery patients. Better than vallium for relaxing!